OF CORD PROLAPSE

So the other day I was doing theatre duty.... I love it, the adrenaline with every operation gives me a high...I also hate it as well. The whole theatre list is fully and totally managed by the nursing team. They decide which patient is to be received in theatre, what time and when the operation starts....It is absolutely annoying when especially the colleague running labour ward is having a bad day...meaning, he has bad patients and most of his decisions end up with an emergency c-section. so the poor doctor has a long list of patients waiting to be sectioned, whilst theatre team are up in arms as to who and when each operation will take place. And it is especially horrendous around that time that the shifts are changing! Many a doctor have cursed out loud, raised a voice, stamped feet in annoyance but oh well....c'est la vie!


Luckily for me, I had a calm day, my colleague in labour ward had an even calmer ward. So by almost end of my twelve hour shift we were working well in sync and sorting out patients slowly as they trickled in. Now when I had just scrubbed in for my last patient, I heard the dreaded words that turns theatre into a real ER_ Yeah I mean ER the series.....the one where everything from a broken toe nail to a broken neck is treated as an emergency....I think watching ER in my hey days played a big role in my choice of career, those doctors and nurses always looked so sharp, so eager to save a life...and I loved the authority that doctors wielded in the series. The doc would just lift his hand ask for a scalpel or whatever and the nurses would scamper off..literally in search of one and quickly offer it to the doctor. The technical gadgets and instruments, funky theatre gear, and the adrenaline....oooooh.... YEAH, UNTIL I DID THE MEDICINE AND THE AFRICAN REALITY HIT HOME! ( I no longer watch ER, I get depressed, plus I now know well....These guys are just acting...in real life...this can't happen....or can it???)

So where was I? yeah, someone shouted, "Cord prolapse!"....WHAT? the tempo in theatre suddenly changed, the air electric. My patient had already been put under, so me and my scrub nurse had to go on with our operation...the rest of the team save for our anaesthetist quickly rushed to the next theatre, it was cleaned in milliseconds, the scrub nurse had already taken out the theatre set and arranged it, srubbed...the doctor manning labour ward jumped over into theatre, changed into theatre garb(He was even given shoes which we usually have to hide for our own use, they materialised from somewhere) and quickly srubbed. By this time an anaesthtist from ICU had been summoned and patient was put under general anaesthesia.... Before the patient had the breathing tube down her throat, the abdomen had been opened and the blessed baby let out a high pitched cry!(Not to worry, she was heavily sedated and paralysed by the anaesthesia). Yes, He was alive!! Ok...this whole process took less than ten minutes...seriously!

So can we have ER in our unit...of course yes, only if the people concerned are willing to..but YES WE CAN!